12 November 2008

Mental Stability Disclaimer

In general, legally speaking, it would probably be best if you didn't look at any of these web-pages at all. No warranties, express or implied, have been made for this product's usage or fitness for any specific task. Purchaser agrees to all terms given on the lease when they open the sealed disk-envelope. Children under the age of four should not be allowed to inhale this product. Do not place contents over your head or else baldness may result. This product is not designed to endure sudden changes in humidity. Do not stick your fingers in the gears or grab the sawblade while it is still moving. Eye shielding should be worn at all times. Keep this product refrigerated. Do not exceed recommended dosage. For external use only.

Yes, I believe that ought to cover everything.