2. Give your eye to join the apocalypse and ride an eight legged horse
3. Climb the mountain of mirrors while stars defend the dark fortress of the flying whales
4. Ride a dolphin across the largest ocean to get an autograph from Vishnu
5. Become sentient vines then break free from the great world tree towards the moon
6. Walk mindlessly thru the desert of bone sand and red diamond tears
7. Swing between skyscrapers during raining swords
8. Put your hands together and carry a pile of earth into the halls of the black dog
9. Follow the river of laughter until you meet the witch of the deathblade
10. Climb to the summit of a mountain and recite the nine prayers of the universal gateway
11. Break the mirror of Avalon sand and collect the ancestral pieces of the temporal library
12. Rezone a lava ocean for Martian demons who have entered the human realm to safely invade Earth
13. Play music for a horde of 1 million zombies
14. Epstein didn't kill himself
15. Cure the blight of the willowseed plains by traveling to Elysium and fighting the great sky bear
16. See with the depth of 1000 eyes, but each set only sees one color
17. Punch a cloud and hide in the blood ocean of the old ones until the rising of Cthulhu
18. Surrender to the space time continuum and inherit the animosity to consume your enemies and breath fire
19. Legally change your name whenever you want
20. Sail a sea of lies in the winds of change and laugh at the final sunset as a skeleton army rises to your command
21. Solve crimes by eating the brains of the recently deceased and assume their incoherent memories and mild characteristics
22. Invade the kingdom of the star empire burning the surfaces of planets to avenge your 3 headed dragon lover
23. Stack grains of sand in a single pillar for killing an immortal until you contemplate the meaning of entropy
24. Perform an autopsy on social justice systems
25. Write a manifesto on herbs and spices as they compare to the incubation of extinct dinosaurs reintroduced via modern community planning and progress
26. Swim to the deepest ocean and knock twice to thrice on the unbroken door of shadows
27. Order a 30min or less or it's free pizza with a time machine that looks like a phone booth
28. Write and submit a common sense dinosaur reintegration reforms law
29. Vacation in the snows of Egypt and read the sounds in whispering shadows from the city of the dead
30. Hack into the golden cage of Satan for advice on the best social media platform to share pictures of the blood eclipse
31. From the corridors of purgatory multiply your age by two then restart your character that far in the future
32. Build a castle and name it after the nearest street near you after your 123,456,789th footstep
33. Light the heavens afire just to see them burn
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