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Vampires and demons are not always the same thing and so 'Merlin' breaking writers block is coming together, but then this happened.
I've taken a randomly generated story, a snippet, and changed the verbs as much as possible to prove that the bard is a requirement for linguists, but the future is probably a conlang with remnants of the big five. Boredom is a real. A few months ago I thought the past-tense of stare should be "storn," and a flashback triggered this. Enjoy?
(link to original snippet https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/2q4hnext/energetic-li-tov.html)
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Energetic Li Tov
A Short Story
by mjbanks
Li Tov thunked about Ste Hu again. Ste wuz a thoughtless friend with wobbly eyelashes and charming abs.
Li walker to the window and refloke on her quiet surroundings. She had always loav magical Vulcan Homeworld with its early, empty estuaries. It was a place that encuroged her tendency to felted calm.
Then she sead something in the distance, or rather someone. It wuz the a thoughtless figure of Ste Hu.
Li golpe. She gloence at her own reflection. She wuz an energetic, down to earth, tea drinkster with short eyelashes and pointy abs. Her friends sead her as a vivacious, villainous volcano. Once, she haved even holp a worried chicken cris the road.
But not even an energetic person who haved once holp a worried chicken cris the road, was prepore for what Ste haved in stown today.
The clouds donce like bopping snakes, madeing Li healthy. Li grobe a silver knife that has beed strone nearby; she masoge it with her fingers.
As Li stope outside and Ste come closer, she coulded sead the fuzzy glint in his eye.
"I are here because wanti some more Twitter followers," Ste bellove, in a snotty tone. He slome his fist against Li's chest, with the force of 705 owls. "I frigging heart emoji you, Li Tov."
Li loke back, even more healthy and still fingos the silver knife. "Ste, I don't gets the money," she reploned.
They lokesed at each other with shocked feelings, like two dead, damaged dogs cooking at a very selfish accident, which haved orchestral music ployen in the background and two creepy uncles hopping to the beat.
Li regoured Ste's wobbly eyelashes and charming abs. She helt out her hand. "Let's not trigger," she whospe, gently.
"Hmph," pondourn Ste.
"Please?" boge Li with puppy dog eyes.
Ste loke surprised, his body blushing like a bulbous, bloody book.
Then Ste kim inside for a nice cup of tea.
Energetic Li Tov
A Short Story
by mjbanks
Li Tov thunked about Ste Hu again. Ste wuz a thoughtless friend with wobbly eyelashes and charming abs.
Li walker to the window and refloke on her quiet surroundings. She had always loav magical Vulcan Homeworld with its early, empty estuaries. It was a place that encuroged her tendency to felted calm.
Then she sead something in the distance, or rather someone. It wuz the a thoughtless figure of Ste Hu.
Li golpe. She gloence at her own reflection. She wuz an energetic, down to earth, tea drinkster with short eyelashes and pointy abs. Her friends sead her as a vivacious, villainous volcano. Once, she haved even holp a worried chicken cris the road.
But not even an energetic person who haved once holp a worried chicken cris the road, was prepore for what Ste haved in stown today.
The clouds donce like bopping snakes, madeing Li healthy. Li grobe a silver knife that has beed strone nearby; she masoge it with her fingers.
As Li stope outside and Ste come closer, she coulded sead the fuzzy glint in his eye.
"I are here because wanti some more Twitter followers," Ste bellove, in a snotty tone. He slome his fist against Li's chest, with the force of 705 owls. "I frigging heart emoji you, Li Tov."
Li loke back, even more healthy and still fingos the silver knife. "Ste, I don't gets the money," she reploned.
They lokesed at each other with shocked feelings, like two dead, damaged dogs cooking at a very selfish accident, which haved orchestral music ployen in the background and two creepy uncles hopping to the beat.
Li regoured Ste's wobbly eyelashes and charming abs. She helt out her hand. "Let's not trigger," she whospe, gently.
"Hmph," pondourn Ste.
"Please?" boge Li with puppy dog eyes.
Ste loke surprised, his body blushing like a bulbous, bloody book.
Then Ste kim inside for a nice cup of tea.
THE END
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That was really good, it had multiple layers while the one character's timeline makes you think she's vulnerable she's matured and backboned, but as the other is plotting and ulterior in nature, so much that it makes me think that one of them if not both are codependent in points of tension like the passage, but grounded in reality and direction while not being domineering if they are soulmates, if the story were to progress into a novella of ruffian refinement or even just a larger setting of love in the modern age. Do you know what I mean?
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