Today in the news, a startling turn of events. In a time of how the scientific community and the general public view technology in new and exciting perspectives, in a surprising change in position, president Obama has reversed his anti-exploratory stance against Mars research, giving his full support for an exploratory mission to find his next excuse and any mystical artifacts that would allow the Caesar in Chief a third term of office.
Meanwhile, no one has even considered my proposal to harness the power of thundersnow.
Here is a picture of a Martian ritual maternity ceremony from this year's Festival of Ophiuchus.
