21 October 2013

Angry Frogs

http://memecrunch.com/meme/U0R0/middle-fingers-frog  (←make your own)

Some of you may again remember the other angry this frog. The widely documented phenomenon of frogs showing people the stfu middle finger(s) is where the common saying 'flipping the bird' originates, as frogs and birds are not the best of friends. Anyway, this is that frog's dancing frog-cousin. Both of their names are Frog, it only gets confusing during Frogmas. 

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat watever bugs them!

Q: What is the first book a tadpole reads?
A: Metamorphosis by Kafka.

Q: How do you apologize to a witch?
A: Ribbit! (a magic spell turned me into a frog)

Q: What is a frog's favorite game?
A: Croquet.

Q: What is a frog's favorite subject in frog-college?
A: Particle Physics, particularly String-Theory. 

Q: What is a frog's favorite froggernet factoid (via iPad)?
A: The hop count refers to the amount of routing devices that data must pass, between source and destination, rather than flowing directly over a single wire. 


"When you are you, you see things as they are, and you become one with your surroundings. There is your self. There you have true practice; you have the practice of a frog. Here is a good example of our practice – when a frog becomes a frog, Zen becomes Zen. When you understand a frog through and through, you attain enlightenment" ~ Shunryu Suzuki

For those of you in the wonder, I'm M3 +20ch, M4 (≈4ch), G +1ch , NT +1ch, and obviously not mentally well.